Scott Porter Has Gone Missing; ClixHole Editor-In-Chief Accused Of Foul Play

WizKids’ Fantastic Four and Spider-Man/Venom: Absolute Carnage sets will be dropping in the next several weeks, and as always, Heroclix players are at the edge of their seats waiting for Hart of Dixie star Scott Porter to preview some new pieces via one of his classic unboxing videos. ClixHole previously…

WizKids Launches Jason Wyngarde Department To Fix Overproduction Error; Releases Franklin Galactus

WizKids is still recovering from the warehouse incident which led to their entire line of Galactus – Devourer of Worlds colossals being covered in 32 grids of blood, but a new production error may have an even more devastating effect on the company’s profits. When WizKids’ Penny Keñya sent the…

Weston Springs Forgets To Put An Emoji On Phoenix Nest Victory; May Be Removed From Team

The Clix Mafia’s Punchstravaganza tournament has reached its bracket play stage, and several of the top competitors in Heroclix are now fighting to be the sole victor and winner of the coveted Ultra Chase Thanos offered up by proud mafioso and reigning National champion Rick Fraiser. Of the 32 remaining…

Lonely Man Seeks Attention From Heroclix Forums After Dating Apps Failed Him

The ongoing threat of COVID-19 is causing people worldwide to give up on their dating apps, so lonely single men are resorting to desperate measures to stay social and acquire the attention they crave. Boston native Chris Cleverpig meant to search for “Hero chicks” on Facebook last week in an…

Letter From The Editor: ClixHole Not Above Selling Out For Pre-Release Product

WizKids will be releasing their highly-anticipated Fantastic Four set and their Spider-Man Venom Absolute Carnage set within the next two months, and Marvel fans (the only fans that matter, suck it DC) are itching for previews of characters and dials they can look forward to playing in the near future.…

WizKids Forced To Raise Galactus’ MSRP After Catastrophic Warehouse Disaster

WizKids initially planned on releasing their Galactus – Devourer of Worlds premium colossal figure as the prize for this summer’s Coming of Galactus Summer OP Event, but players will now have to empty out their wallets to add the towering Marvel villain to their collections. Galactus will now be exclusively…

Clix Mafia Leader Suspected Of Foul Play After Heroclix Teammate’s Body Found In Chicago River

It has now been three days since the Chicago Police Department found the body of a bald, bearded man floating in the Navy Pier, and in a press conference this afternoon, Commissioner Gordon identified the individual as 45 year-old Chicago native Nathaniel Grey. Gordon went on to reveal that Grey…

Arizona Participants In Majesticks Qualifier Shocked To Discover Points Matter

The first-ever Majesticks Open Series online qualifier is underway, and several of the top players in the game (and, let’s be real, a few clunkers) are battling it out in the 300pt Bronze Age Limited format for the right to take home a custom Matrix-themed neoprene map. Up to this…

Majesticks Forced To Close Shop After Leaving 0.348% Of Its Customer Base Unsatisfied

Rick Japyoco has two World Championships, a Team Worlds Championship, a ROC World Cup Championship, and multiple Super Qualifier, State Championship and WizKids Open wins to his name, but the beloved gaming celebrity now has to add something new to his Heroclix resume — disgraced salesman. When Japyoco opened the…

WizKids Rules Team Forgot To Read Rulebook, Takes Back Controversial Ruling

WizKids’ Rules Team posted several rules updates on the WIN on Thursday afternoon, and while players appreciated the clarifications regarding the Influence (Mandarin Ring), CAAV 061 Mandarin and the ability of characters to pass through doorways, one particular ruling has created quite the stir within the Heroclix community. When a…